Filth. Utter filth.
It seems Microsoft are upping the ante on Sony across the world by using sleazy sex based tactics! The Redmond based company hosted their Adult Games Festa last week in Japan and, hold us back, there was a bikini model there.
The event featured Xbox 360's Cero X rated games like Gears of War, Dead Rising, Onechanbara VorteX, The Godfather and forthcoming title Vampire Rain. These games are essentially rated the same as porn in the Japanese rating system.
The over 18s only event required photo ID to enter but looks generally quite tame except for bikini model Mariko Okubo's shockingly untasteful tartan corset and classy shiny leather gloves. To top off the cheese fest she innocently admitted: "I haven't touched an Xbox 360 before this." before going on to thrash every single Gears player like a pro - no doubt.
Of course, no Microsoft event would be complete without Xbox 360 babes who, this time round, had the words Xbox 360 slapped across their asses. Sadly, they didn't do the same at X06 because I would have had a good excuse for gawping at the asses of all the hot 360 ladies I saw from a distance while talking to other geeks - including that one that was eyeing me up...I swear.
And in other news I've just published two reviews on BXB. First up is my Lost Planet review and secondly is my Heavy Weapon: Atomic Tank review! I'm currently playing Worms and I'll have the review up soon for it! It's fantastic!

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Sorry..."we've"...
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