Project Bore...

I'm currently working on a new super-secret project with BXB and ***** and *****. We're around 4 weeks into the development of Project Bore and we're really excited about what it could do for the gaming industry.

Our previous events have been massively hyped with MSN sign in names and signatures on obscure forums and have always managed to be massively underwhelming. So, this time we've inlisted help from ****** and ***** plus those hlepful chaps at *****.

The advertising and licencing agreements have been made and everything is coming along nicely, we'll be looking at launch in *****.

What amazes me about Project Bore is how simple it is. I mean, I don't know how all you other fucking retards out there didn't think of it? I mean it's so simple, we just **** the ***** and twist the ***** before putting the ***** into our ****** and letting it ****** around for a while!

All you other shite websites out there are going to get ****** buttfucked.